Ambitious Craigslist Sales Pitch of the Day

"Michael Cohen" (hofmeisterkinky) 09/01/2016 at 07:32 • Filed to: None

1

10

jimz > Michael Cohen 09/01/2016 at 07:39

0

“Gas saver?”

LongbowMkII > Michael Cohen 09/01/2016 at 07:41

2

It’s only 1.3l how bad can it be? /s

If you add 2-stroke oil, technically your gas mileage is improve since you're burning oil and gas.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Michael Cohen 09/01/2016 at 07:46

4

If you came from a 90's Pickup with a big block or V10, I suppose it would save you some gas money.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Michael Cohen 09/01/2016 at 07:47

3

Depends on the reference, if I take the RX-8 over the Bel Air, i save around 5 liters per 100 km while travelling faster and with seatbelts.

Everything is relative, except vodka, that’s absolut.

Alfalfa > Michael Cohen 09/01/2016 at 07:49

2

The fun one I see a lot is dealerships who think it’s reliable because Mazda.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 09/01/2016 at 08:02

3

It’s time to reconsider life as you once knew it

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 09/01/2016 at 08:08

0

Damn, there goes my business idea

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Michael Cohen 09/01/2016 at 08:11

0

Gas is cheaper than new engines every fortnight

Invinciblejets > Michael Cohen 09/01/2016 at 08:54

0

Clearly a sales person who knows nothing about cars..but knows the generic cliche from the 80's that all Japanese cars are good on gas..

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Michael Cohen 09/01/2016 at 09:09

0

“Gas Saver” ....HAHAHAH!